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Leno jokes target Obama problems
The host spends the week opening his nightly monologue with cracks aimed at the White House.
politico.com (2 hours ago)
FYI: How Does Chewing Gum Freshen Breath?
And which gum gives you the sweetest-smelling breath? You’re driving home from a first date, and it went great: You didn’t sweat too much, your jokes worked 50 percent of the time, and she didn’t get an "emergency phone call" in the middle of dinner. Only one thing stands in the way of your impending make-out...
popsci.com (2 hours ago)
What's The Word On 'Fast 6'?
Ever wonder what it would feel like to suddenly wake up in another universe? You could find out, perhaps, by joining the next space mission to another galaxy, or, slightly easier, you could go to your local multiplex and watch "Fast & Furious 6" without having seen the first five movies. Should you decide to...
huffingtonpost.com (2 hours ago)
Facebook's violently sexist pages are an opportunity for feminists | Emer O'Toole
There's all sorts of stuff wrong with capitalism, but one thing I'd miss if I woke up in an economic utopia tomorrow is a good boycott. Offended by something racist, homophobic, classist or sexist about a company's product or advertising? Boycott. Tell the company why you're boycotting. Encourage others to boycott....
guardian.co.uk (5 hours ago)
Being gay in the finance industry | Joris Luyendijk
What's it like being gay in finance? It appears that investment banks hunger for talent, and fear of lawsuits or bad publicity makes them bend over backward to create an open environment for "minorities". An earlier interviewee even said: "In my mind [the big banks] are really trying too hard. There's always some...
guardian.co.uk (6 hours ago)
Product controller: 'If you've been there for a while, it becomes harder to suddenly say: by the...
He wrote in to the blog offering insights on being gay in finance and on his work in product control, a role he helpfully described as "an accounting, risk and compliance function which independently verifies traders' profit or loss, and also helps prevent rogue trading", adding "I'm not very good at making my job...
guardian.co.uk (6 hours ago)
Tim's OK; Fresolo deal stinks
Wednesday was a positive day for Worcester, but let's get the jokes out of the way.
telegram.com (8 hours ago)
Ralphie May bringing dirty jokes to Foxwoods
After more than 20 years on the stand-up circuit, comedian Ralphie May has finally found his niche: filth.
norwichbulletin.com (12 hours ago)
Marine: Military sex abuse has deep roots
When Maureen Gard goes running, the flashbacks come: riding in the platoon leader's car, the jokes about her bra size, the fondling, and the pinning her down. Shaped by her experiences, she works hard to raise awareness about military sexual assault. The U.S. Department of Defense estimates that 26,000 military...
newstimes.com (15 hours ago)
Fast & Furious 6 Premiere Up in Smoke: "I'm Getting High," Jokes Michelle Rodriguez
The Fast & Furious 6 premiere last night at Universal City Walk in L.A. was smokin'. Literally. The scent of, um, funny cigarettes could be smelled throughout the red...
eonline.com (15 hours ago)
Man Booker International prize goes to (very) short-story writer Lydia Davis
The impossible-to-categorise Lydia Davis, known for the shortest of short stories, has won the Man Booker International prize ahead of fellow American Marilynne Robinson and eight other contenders from around the world. The £60,000 award is for a body of work, and is intended to celebrate "achievement in fiction on...
guardian.co.uk (19 hours ago)
Salt Lake County Sheriff Jim Winder honored for public service
Salt Lake County Sheriff Jim Winder began his speech Wednesday by standing to the side of the podium and cracking jokes. But just minutes later, his face hardened and his voice brimmed with righteous indignation. “People are angry. They’re being fed a line that government is broken,” Winder said. “Government is not...
sltrib.com (20 hours ago)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: My Heel-Wearing Days Are Dwindling
The actress jokes that she plans to "stay inside in air conditioning" for the remainder of her pregnancy
people.com (20 hours ago)
'Arrested Development' Cheat Sheet: How to Talk Like a Super Fan
If you're a longtime fan of Arrested Development, you're pretty pumped right now. Fox's critically beloved and Emmy-winning comedy is returning via Netflix this Sunday at 3:01 a.m. After a loooong wait, it's time to bring on Season 4! But what if you're new to the show? Truth is, Arrested Development, following the...
ivillage.com (21 hours ago)
Conan O'Brien Responds to Taylor Swift's "22" Music Video
It’s “Comedy Week” on YouTube, and in an effort to get subscribers for his TeamCoCo channel, Conan O’Brien has released a video response to Taylor Swift’s “22” music video. In the video, O’Brien uses self-deprecating humor to compare his experience at being a 22-year-old to that of Swift’s. “I don’t think that’s an...
pastemagazine.com (21 hours ago)
The True Origin Stories Behind Six Classic Arrested Development Jokes
Billions of jokes large and small pack the original run of Arrested Development, many of which you can imagine being birthed in a late-night writers-room spitballing session. But some of these gags and story lines seem so random and specific that we sensed there was a fascinatingly weird origin story ...
vulture.com (22 hours ago)
Tiger-Sergio spat reveals a lot about both men
Petty complaining. 'Inappropriate' jokes. The Sergio Garcia-Tiger Woods spat keeps getting more ridiculous. But it also reveals an awful lot about both men, writes Michael Rosenberg.
si.com (23 hours ago)
Why Not Get the Whole 1998 Impeachment Gang Back Together?
The New York Times' Bill Keller suggests we should "Bring Back Ken Starr" to get to the bottom of the IRS scandal, because "the scandal circus on Capitol Hill is a terrible distraction." The resulting Twitter jokes compelled Keller to tweet a follow-up: "Guess when my tongue is in my cheek I should add an emoticon....
yahoo.com (23 hours ago)
Anthony Weiner ad: Ready to be NYC mayor and keep privates off Twitter | Paul Harris
Is it really comeback season in America? After the stunning political rebirth of disgraced South Carolina ex-governor Mark Sanford, Anthony Weiner is certainly hopeful of his chances. The one-time liberal favourite New York congressman – whose last name combined with a Twitter habit of posting crotch shots on the...
guardian.co.uk (23 hours ago)
Aniston Stars in a Mini-'Friends' Reunion
Look who’s still, well, “Friends.” In a new promo for today’s episode of “Ellen,” Jennifer Aniston, who will co-host the talk show for a day, needs advice and a few “dumb jokes.” So, naturally, she decides to visit the home of her former “Friends” co-star...
abcnews.com (23 hours ago)
Carmen Trutanich
City Atty. Carmen Trutanich jokes with daughter Kristin and her son Nathan, 14 months, before casting his ballot Tuesday morning. Foes pounded him for running for L.A. County district attorney last year.
latimes.com (1 day ago)
Funny Video: Jennifer Aniston Stars in a Mini-'Friends' Reunion
Look who’s still, well, “Friends.” In a new promo for today’s episode of “Ellen,” Jennifer Aniston, who will co-host the talk show for a day, needs advice and a few “dumb jokes.” So, naturally, she decides to visit the home of her former “Friends” co-star...
abcnews.com (1 day ago)
Sergio Garcia never heard fried chicken jokes of Lenny Bruce
Sergio Garcia is paying a price today for his thoughtless remarks about Tiger Woods, made last night at a European Tour awards dinner.In escalating his petty squabble with Tiger he repeated the racial stereotype remark of Fuzzy Zoeller some...
examiner.com (1 day ago)
Jimmy Kimmel cracks jokes about Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's woes over crack cocaine allegations are providing plenty of late-night TV fodder for Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart and other comedians south of the border.
cbc.ca (1 day ago)
YouTube Comedy Week, day 3: Doc Brown, Jamie Oliver – and Adrian Chiles?
Reading this on mobile? Click here to view You weren't much taken with Tuesday's crop of comic songs and sketches on YouTube Comedy Week, which included Sarah Silverman's duet with Will.i.am and a fairly broad Mumford and Sons takedown. And I don't expect doubters to be won over by what's appeared on Comedy Week...
guardian.co.uk (1 day ago)
FINALLY the X Factor judges are confirmed - Sharon Osbourne, Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger and...
It's bye-bye Tulisa as Simon Cowell jokes: "Three words I never thought I'd say.... Welcome back Sharon!"
mirror.co.uk (1 day ago)
'3 Geezers' review: Raunchy, imbecilic and so not funny
"The Hangover" franchise comes to an end this week. For the bereaved who long to see the Wolfpack as grandparents, there's "3 Geezers," Michelle Schumacher's competing comedy about a trio of scatologically obsessed septuagenarians (Lou Beatty Jr., Basil Hoffman and Tony Cummings) who thrive on fart jokes, diaper...
latimes.com (1 day ago)
Comedians enlisted to spread key sexual health messages with dirty jokes
A new sexual health project will use dirty jokes to get key sexual health messages through to young men.
abc.net.au (1 day ago)
Face-chewing victim recovering, smiling
Wed, 22 May 2013 03:55:01 GMTBy JENNIFER KAY The Associated PressA homeless man whose face was mostly chewed off in a bizarre attack last year appeared yesterday to be mostly at peace with his disfigurement, strumming a guitar, making jokes and thanking people for their donations to help pay for his care. Ronald...
concordmonitor.com (1 day ago)
Face-chewing victim recovering, strumming guitar
MIAMI - A homeless man whose face was mostly chewed off in a bizarre attack last year appeared Tuesday to be mostly at peace with his disfigurement, strumming a guitar, making jokes and thanking people for their donations to help pay for his care. Ronald ...
yoursun.com (1 day ago)
